"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm Sweating Like Crazy... Are You?" Mug
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Turn up the heat—and the humor—with this cheeky ceramic coffee mug! Perfect for those who understand that midlife comes with its own kind of poetry, this mug is here to hold your coffee, tea, or whatever keeps you cool during those “extra warm” moments.
✅ Made with durable white ceramic that ensures your laughs—and drinks—last all day.
✅ 15oz of pure sass and caffeine power—because tiny mugs just won’t cut it.
✅ Comfortable C-handle for easy gripping, even when you’re fanning yourself with the other hand.
✅ Microwave & dishwasher safe for life’s messes (or when things just get a little too hot to handle).
✅ Lead & BPA-free, because your mug should be as healthy as your sense of humor!
💡 Perfect for coffee lovers, chocolate sippers, and anyone surviving power surges with style. Whether it’s a gift or just for you, this mug will keep the laughs coming and the coffee flowing.
🔥 Grab yours now and embrace the heat with a smile!
🚚 Enjoy FREE SHIPPING on Every Order! Your perfect mug will arrive at your doorstep with no extra costs—because a good laugh (and a great cup of coffee) shouldn’t come with a shipping fee. Sip, smile, and save!
FREE BONUS: Every order comes with a printable affirmation cards—check your email after purchase.